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Today's Dumb Thing To Say:
Radio Announcer 1: The crows are huge around here!
Radio Announcer 2: They're like chickens!
Radio Announcer 1: Yeah, well I'd like to see a crow lay an egg!

Today's Dumb Thing To Do:
After tracing a cryptic 911 call, police found a woman naked, bound, and gagged in the back of a car. When untied, the woman asked, "What are you guys doing here?" Apparently this was a bit of kinky role-playing, and the boyfriend thought it would add spice to actually call the police. The VHF amplifier had no comment. (No, sorry, I made that last sentence up.)

This Morning's Good Thing:
Despite attempts by a Blacksburg landlord to claim that the hosting computer for elfie.org is actually an international terrorist, elfie is back on-line, and I am once again in e-mail contact with the world. Also, LiveJournal seems to be working again, and I will be very careful with my posting client until I can verify that it's not the one flooding the network.

Last Night's Bad Thing:
I spent late last evening and most of overnight blackly depressed. I've come out the other side now, but memo to myself: Don't watch ER when you are feeling that way.

Tonight's Possibly Good, Possibly Bad Thing:
SheVaCon starts tonight.

Tomorrow Night's Good Thing:
raininva's 3000 point, house rules, massive MechWarrior:DA slugfest.