Sometimes my job amuses me

Here's the ad I'm building right now:

"Viacream is a natural topical cream for women that enhances intimacy & sexual pleasure. Call (deleted) or email to: (deleted). Please specify amount of product desired. Product will ship within one week of receipt. Mention this ad and receive free audio cassette - Screaming women don’t lie anymore. Lexxus independent distributor"

Reminds me of the job of the main character in Sabrina Online - a naive graphic artist who ended up designing boxes for porn videos. Except I'm slightly less naive. Slightly.